Mai Yagami

It never ceases to amaze me how badly behaved most children are these days. Running around, bumping into strangers, trying to pet unknown animals... all while their parents stand just a couple of feet away.

If you don't want me to call your ill-behaved kid on his behavior, how about teaching them how to act in public?

People are so naive sometime.

Just because I am running several organizations at once, doesn't mean that I am not aware of the small going ons. And if you think you can just get in and walk away with any cash destined to charity, you better be ready to deal with me. I'll be more than happy to take time off my busy schedule to explain to you why stealing from us is wrong.

It's been a long day. Still plenty to do and not a suitable candidate for the assistant job in sight. If you want something done you have to do it yourself.

Private

Things to do:

* Work on the books.
* Fire assistant.
* Deal with competition.
* Confirm Sunday brunch.
* Start looking at applications for new assistant.

( When they finally come to destroy the earth, they'll have to deal with you first )